Gotta new lover Better take cover Got some advice You'd better think twice Arrow's in the quiver When you're ready to deliver Weenie wrap To collect the sap Stretch and Seal a meal It just don't feel real 12 or 24 to the pack Find them on the drugstore rack
Safe sex If I abstain I'll go insane Safe sex Give me sleaze And not disease
Electro-tested for tears and leaks Lubricated prophylactic sheiks Get it up, get it on!
yank it, crank it Piggies in a blanket Clean your gun When it's all done Vacuum packed for your protection Sanitized to fight infection
