Crossed the street naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and gulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in a police car and the door slammed no noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed Now in prison for one month no one to see All I got is this guy Ben Dover
Don't like hesh-don't like rap- kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat- I'm a jerk I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk- Smoked a bong killed a cat- had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude-I wore a thong- For a hobby I make bombs
Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge next to my humdididum The famer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came and took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay
Don't like hesh-don't like rap- kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat- I'm a jerk I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk- Smoked a bong killed a cat- had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude-I wore a thong- For a hobby I make bombs
